Hadi here. I would like to tell a story about Mindy the Super Secret Super Agent. A story about violence, revenge and more revenge. It all started a long time ago. About two weeks or so.
Mindy the Super Secret Super Agent arrived at the headquarter of Super Agents at around 11am. She was suppose to be there at 9am. Her boss scolded her "Mindy! Why are you late?!"
"I missed the bus!" she said.
"You live across the street, why would you need a bus?!"
"To go to 7eleven! I was out of toothpaste!"
"Ah! Excuses! I have a mission for you. It involves violently killing a middle age man."
"All right! Who's the target?"
"Mr. Pervert."
Mindy froze. Mindy and Mr. Pervert goes way back. An incident, still unknown, happened between them that made Mindy the killing machine she is today.
"You know him?" her boss asked.
"Yes. Mr. Pervert the perverted mister. I know him."
"He kidnapped Debbie, the world's tallest midget. You gotta stop him! By "stop" I mean brutally murder his ass! Rated 18PL "unsur-unsur keganasan" kind of killing, not U the "untuk tontonan umum"! Understand?"
"Yah, wei."
Skipping all the boring details, Mindy suddenly found herself at the lair of Mr. Pervert. The lair is Mr. Pervert's house. She was creeping slowly through the house, looking for Debbie.
"Psst!" a voice came from behind her. She turned around and saw Debbie with her hands tied.
"Help!" Debbie whispered.
Mindy looked at her. "You must be Debbie. Wow. For a midget, you really are tall."
"We meet again, friend." said Mr. Pervert. He was behind Mindy, pointing a gun to her head. "I knew that they would send you. You cost me my job, did you know that? But now, I kidnapped the midget to get to you. To finish what I started with you."
Mr. Pervert let out the most perverted laugh anyone could ever hear. Mindy was pumped with anger.
"Niama!" screamed Mindy while jumping in the air and gave him the Super Secret Flying Kick. Mr. Pervert fell to the ground, badly hurt.
"Thanks, Mindy the Super Secret Super Agent! You saved the day again!" said Debbie.
"No problem, tall midget. It's my job. Besides, we don't have Superman in Malaysia. Cicakman is gross." said Mindy. She took out a knife out of her shoe. "Now, Mr. Pervert. Let's party."
(This part is censored because it contains "unsur-unsur keganasan".)
THE END.
